What if i'm a Russian Spy

Never in my mind to become a spy. But if there is a chance I become Russian spy, I would never ever wear black the way Evelyn Salt [acting by Ms Angelina Jolie]. Like haloo..to become a spy u never wanted to be recognised okay. You should not wear all kind of branded handbags, clothes. People would be fascinated of course but would make they wondering where the money you get from. Sure jadi bahan gossip to those auntie kaypoh.

If I become the Russian spy, I wouldn’t join all sort of party attended by lots of high profile people. These kind of party would attract paparazzi, mamarazzi and all kind of reporters. Spy must not so obvious to the public. Must hush hush a bit. Where and when to get information if you don’t join? hah..let me tell you the secrets..

I will be the perfect Russian spy because nobody would suspect me a spy at all. Yalah, who wanted to give attention to a simple working mother, joyful and friendly with neighbours? psstt..the kaypohs auntie actually can give you faster information than other people. RTM, TV3 or whatsoever tabloid cannot fight the way they getting information. The high profile people’s wives normally goes to hair saloon, spa or play mahjong ma. I can become the hair stylist or beautician or mahjong partner and get information. Amacam brilliant tak?

No need to colour hair or do heavy makeup...must look simple as possible ma, don’t want to pull attention from public.   I know..i know spy must have a gadget and the most important is camera.  Tak susah wo..why?

 
Got this camera Sony Bloggie maa..Saper mau percaya a spy using this kind of camera?  How?  ala..you dah disguised a normal people maa..take photo with them and say that you want to upload in your 'facebook' for a good memory.  No one will suspect

hah..this is why she become the target of conspiracy..wear black in a broad day light some more with a serious face like that, memang cari pasal..heheheh

Alaa..you all..jangan marah tau..i was inspired after seing this preview for a movie.

Can't wait to watch if i was invited for the preview.  Tengok poster jer dah..hmmm aihh..eh cannot bring hubbylah nanti mimpi dia pun dok ingat Angelina Jolie.  Takpun silap2 dia suruh i act like her..pengsan!!hahahahaah.

nak tengok..nak tengok..